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Chase was going to be on a reality show.
His agent, Mark, had been talking about it for
ages.
The show was live, so I was just behind the
producers during filming.
People didn’t know me, but they knew I was
esistant
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Chase changed assistants more than he
changed his socks.
During the show, he kept looking my way, and
then came to get water from me.
The drinks the sponsors provided were right
there, but he ignored them.
The staff started giving me a look.
And this was all live. He kept leaving, and
then coming back looking so happy. The
viewers knew something was up.
“Chase is working 30 minutes, and drinking
water for five! What’s the deal?!”
“Is he blind? The water is right on the table,
he’s going all the way to his assistant to get
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“He’s not only blind! He’s cross eyed! He
keeps looking over there!”
“Who is he looking at!? Can we get a camera
there! I need to know who makes him so
crazy!”
I was watching the comments on my phone
and I started to panic.
I was a normal person, I had no makeup, I
was going to get roasted on camera.
Of course, that’s when Chase put down his
shovel and came over.
“Alex, I want some water.”
His mic was still on, and the camera was on
him so they caught me too
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I looked down, trying to find the water. I really
wanted to murder him. But I also had to do
my job as an assistant. “Let me look.”
I couldn’t find the water. Chase tilted his
head, “What’s in your hand?”
I looked down, the water was right there.
“It’s the one I already…”
But Chase already had it in his hand and was
taking a swig. Then he gave it back to me.
“I’m going back to work. It’s hot here, you
can take a break!”
The comments online were blowing up.
I held the bottle, shaking.
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I had enough, when the show was done, I was
going to kill him!
